- Size Large
- Color Green
- 100% Cotton
- Hand Wash
- Drunk elf patter
- Jacquard with heat set pattern
- This it next sweater in your Ugly Christmas Sweater collection
Most of the ugly Christmas sweaters you’ve seen online — generally, the more tasteless ones — are produced by the same person. But they have zero web presence – no standalone store, no biographic details, and no headshot. The twisted mind behind polar bears humping and Santa Claus’s T-Rex attack is almost impossible to locate. Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce Alex Stevens, the designer of your favorite ugly sweaters.
The Alex Stevens Amazon store currently lists 119 items of clothing; sweaters make up around 90% of the merchandise. They’re not the only ugly sweater company, but Alex Stevens Ugly Sweaters are the most recognizable of all Ugly Christmas Sweaters.
And they’re on the more risque end. Forget the “it’s so ugly it’s almost stylish” genre that’s been around lately, these are pure stop-you-in-your-tracks and feel a little ill styles.
Like their Sad Snowman sweater, where a dog cocks his leg and urinates all over the snowman. Then a vomiting hangover reindeer is spewing green bile, a red cup stuck to his antler. Maybe you’d prefer the fuzzy reindeer sweater that looks like nipples. Or the bro-tastic, Does your reindeer even lift shirt?
These sweaters are recognized by anyone who’s ever been on an ugly sweater hunt (searching for “ugly sweater party” on Google returned more than three million results) and they are sold by a bunch of resellers like Holiday Fury and UglySweaterSeason.com.
The sweaters have thousands of comments on Amazon from long-time fans, all showing their appreciation for the designs. The comments are pretty entertaining…